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My Nutrition Programme

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

Hello everyone

This year I am hoping to compete again, and My coach-to-be is hinting at Me doing at least two. My original plan was to compete in the English Physique Federation (EPF) in the early winter season. I haven’t discussed with My coach or decided yet which is the other contest I will be doing. I will be going for the over 40s category.

Nevertheless, in the meantime, I am bulking up and hoping to get back to 115kgs or more of lean muscular bodyweight before dieting down. I would like to be seriously ripped (especially for competing) no matter how heavy I am, and, of course, healthy.

What do I eat to get big? A typical day’s eating (at work) consists of:

  • Breakfast - porridge oats with full fat milk. Sometimes cooked in water. Or 2 slices of German rye bread with pilchards/tuna/roast beef
  • Mid-morning – tuna with mayo and pasta, or pasta with tuna and mayo plus sweetcorn, a small bunch of grapes and a glass of water
  • Lunch – a large baked potato with a lot of butter, coronation chicken/club chicken (whichever is available – and the catering staff are always joking about the fact that I include tuna and mayo with this. Yes, you read that correctly!), a small salad, grapes and a glass of water
  • Mid-afternoon – egg and cress sandwich (brown bread) with grapes, and a glass of water
  • Immediately after gym – grapes, an apple and a chocolate muffin (oh yes, I have a sweet tooth)
  • Dinner – this can vary depending on what I feel like at the time, it could be baked potatoes with chicken, or it could be a pizza (from the supermarket), topped with roasted chicken from the local delicatessen. I also have a glass of water.
  • Bedtime - a casein-based protein shake

Occasionally, I have chicken and chips for breakfast, a big enough portion usually left over from the night before when I’ve had it for dinner. Or I may have crunchy oats (granola [?] with milk and/or yoghurt). Once per week I allow Myself to ‘cheat’, or rather, binge, though not too much. Red wine (usually a merlot), or GuinnessTM, with more junk food. Sunday is usually detox day.

I ensure I drink enough water throughout the day and during training.

At the moment, I am not counting calories (what’s that anyway?). My goal is to gain weight and ultimately get ripped whilst keeping as much of My size as possible for competition.

Supplements I am currently taking

  • My base supplement is a multivitamin-mineral which I take once or twice a day.
  • 2 x 1000mg glutamine capsules twice a day – first thing in the morning and last thing at night
  • 2-4 vit B complex tabs 3 times per day with meals.
  • 5g of creatine monohydrate in water as soon as I wake up.
  • 5g of creatine monohydrate in hot water 30 mins before dinner. If this is a training day, it will be in a whey protein shake immediately after my workout.
  • 1 zinc tablet before bedtime on an empty stomach

I am considering including other supplements and will give an update on this blog once they have been incorporated into My regime.

Please note: this is what I eat in the off season. This method of eating is unique to Me. I do not advise anyone to copy it because it is very heavy on fats and quite heavy on simple sugars. I am currently learning how to do all this much more efficiently and effectively and I will provide an update.

If you are a cash slave (fitness slave, muscle slave) with an interest in health and fitness, feel free to contact Me. I offer an attractive personal training package.

Peace…Almando The Blackhulk

Website Updates

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

Hi

I’ve been up all night this week working on my website and I hope you like what’s happening with it so far. There is much left to do.

I have updated the FAQs page, and also added an online adult shop where you can check out the toys, DVDs and other merchandise. If you are a webmaster or an admirer who just can’t get enough, there is a webmasters page. I am in the process of developing a specialist website for muscle worshippers. Watch this space!

You are also able to follow My tweets on Twitter.

Peace!

Almando the Blackhulk

Blackhulk’s Travel Plans

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

I am making plans to visit Europe and the US this year. Looks like Australia and Italy will have to wait yet again! However, most of these European visits are going to be with my cash slave. We are planning to be in the following cities:

Paris - 19 to 21 Feb

Amsterdam for the Black Party - 26 to 28 Feb - this may change as I am expecting to be entertaining visitors that weekend in London

Berlin for Perverts weekend - 9 to 11 April

Belfast - 16 to 18 April

Madrid for Sleazy Madrid - 30 April to 3 May

Brussles - 21 to 23 May

Cologne - 31 July to 8 August

If there are any changes this schedule I will update the blog immediately. Please note that due to changes in my schedules, my availability in the UK is now evenings and weekends.

Peace. Almando…The Blackhulk

Here’s the Update I Promised…

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

Hello everyone!

I have been a muscle escort for five years. I started off doing general massage. It wasn’t long before I was providing a full active service for clients and exploring other areas such as erotic massage, wrestling, muscle worship and BDSM.

Over the past few years, I’ve been constantly looking at My life as a muscle escort and what I want to achieve in this profession. I have become rather bored with certain things and am now seeking new challenges that will enable Me to develop as a Professional Dominant (what I prefer to call Myself now) and a human being. My values and beliefs have changed, or, more accurately, are evolving to another level as a result of this ongoing introspection. The following statement describes My new strategy:

I believe I am here to help others become better people and lead better lives. I have always been a teacher and coach at heart. Can’t help it. It’s in my personality - INFP…

For personal reasons, I am no longer providing a full active service as a discrete activity. I’ve been told in the past that I will lose half my clients for doing this. It is a risk I am willing to take. I am focusing on BDSM and assplay/fisting as a means to achieiving personal growth and/or spirituality (whatever one’s personal beliefs are). The other services such as muscle worship and erotic massage are no longer being offered as discrete services, but only within the BDSM and assplay context.

My target clients are those who are interested in financial domination. You might refer to them as cash slaves. These clients understand what it means to serve and are interested in pursuing service with Me as a means to their personal growth. It is not about becoming My slut-bitch, or asking Me to arrange gang-bangs. Not all slaves want sex. And that suits Me just fine. It is about understanding who I am as a Master and human being and wanting to assist Me in achieving My goals as well as yours. Please note that I am not interested in online financial domination.

At the moment, my clients are men. However, I am seriously considering the possibility of taking on other genders who have an interest in serving Me in this way. So feel free to contact Me with an expression of interest.

Also, I do not do roleplay. I do not train cash slaves only to have them serve Me for free. There are other Masters/Doms who may not mind you doing this on an ongoing basis, so do your research. Roleplay may be appropriate if you are a novice and are exploring the cash slave option. The final decision lies with Me and I do not have to justify My decision to you if you are rejected. Roleplay is only offered on a ‘try before you commit’ basis and there is a minimum period.

At some point, I will be replacing the simple contact form on My website with something more detailed and designed for this specific purpose.

Thanks for taking the time to read this. If this resonantes with you, I’d be pleased to hear from you with an expression of interest. For clients strictly interested in My muscle worship-vanilla persona, I will be giving this due consideration and may be developing a separate website and blog for this. I will not be offering a full active service with this persona either, though the offer to serve Me at this level is available.

Feel free to ask any questions for clarification.

Peace…

Almando the Blackhulk

Check out My online shop at Blackhulk Online

Time to revamp my business!

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

Hello everyone!

I am in the process of revamping my business in the light of ongoing changes in my personal life, including my evolving values and beliefs (no, I haven’t gone back to being a fundamentalist Christian - that’s not evolving).

I am hoping to be able to provide an update by tomorrow. The goal of the revamp is to separate by hardcore BDSM persona from my muscle worship-vanilla persona.

Watch this space!

Almando

The Blackhulk (my Twitter link)

What is Muscle Worship?

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Muscle worship, as defined by Wikipedia is:

a form of body worship in which a participant, the worshiper, touches the muscles of another participant, the dominator, in sexually arousing ways, which can include rubbing, massaging, kissing and licking.

The dominator is almost always either a bodybuilder, a fitness competitor, or an individual with a large body size and a high degree of visible muscle tone, while worshipers are often, but not always, skinnier, smaller, and more out of shape. Muscle worship can include participants of both sexes and all sexual orientations.

The amount of forceful domination and pain used in muscle worship varies widely, depending on the desires of the participants. Sometimes, the dominator uses his or her size and strength to pin a smaller worshiper, forcing the worshiper to praise his or her muscles, while in other cases, the worshiper simply feels and compliments the muscles of a flexing dominator.

Both male and female bodybuilders often offer muscle worship sessions for a price in order to supplement their low or nonexistent income from bodybuilding competitions. Although these sessions rarely involve sexual activities, they offer fans - both male and female - the rare chance to meet and touch a muscular man or woman in person.

Ask and you will receive!!

Friday, July 10th, 2009

For many months now, I have been quite amused at the number of repeat visits from certain guests/members I get to a certain website where I have a professional profile. These visitors may leave a flame (for those who don’t know what this symbol means, it is to say that they think I am hot), and that I am grateful for, not that I need the validation, of course. As I grow older, I find that my sex appeal increases. I am now 46 years old, and it’s getting better!

I had in the past, acknowledged these ‘flamers’ and for the most part, the issue is that they cannot afford My services but they think I am hot and would love to meet Me. Notwithstanding that some of them have been doing this for several years now…

Hmmmm…

Anyway, I digress, as usual. The point of this blog is to point something out to these visitors that they may not be aware of. There is an option on My profile to leave a track to indicate that someone has visited it. If I chose I could certainly visit theirs. And I have done so, on some occasions, when it has been necessary for Me.

Now to the point. Leaving a track is the online equivalent of what is known in the Western world as ‘kerb-crawling’. Perhaps it is called something else in different parts of the world. Several IT professionals I have spoken with quite recently brought this to my attention and I have since become wary of My actions in this respect. I think in the ‘real world’ there is a law against the practice of kerb-crawling. At least, in the UK. Yes, the website has now been updated to include an option to remove the track if I so chose. While I am grateful for the option, however, this is like dealing with junkmail. And I have to use My time much more effectively.

Sometimes, a visitor who has frequently visited the profile will speak up and say what he wants. And that’s great! Could we have more of that, please? I am no longer going to respond to these tracks unless, of course, I know you and have some kind of relationship with you.

I strongly encourage you to ask Me for what you want - and we’ll take it from there. I won’t snap at you, unless, of course, you are looking for a freebie - that’s an insult to Me and My profession! :-)

Peace…Almando

The Blackhulk

You have asked…

Friday, June 26th, 2009

…and I am responding!

Based on feedback from customers - prospective and regulars alike - I am separating My muscle worship/vanilla persona from My BDSM/’hardcore’ persona. For those of you who know about the services I have been providing over the past five or so years, I have two nicknames: blackhulk and MrFlexx. Can be little confusing, huh?

My intention is to use the current blackhulk website for BDSM/fisting/assplay, etc. At the moment, I am working on the new MrFlexx website which will be launched next month, so watch this space! MrFlexx was originally used for my muscle worship service and, thus, I hope to avoid any further confusion on your part or put anyone off from hiring Me because of My BDSM persona.

What will happen to My erotic massage service you ask? I am offering this for free in addition to muscle worship or BDSM. If an erotic massage is all you want it will still be available. However, it is being slowly phased out so I can concentrate on providing YOU with value for money through the other services.

Online profiles such as those I have at rentboy.com, gayromeo.com and manjam.com will still include all My services. However, I will provide links within these profiles to My personal websites so you can learn more about the particular service you might be interested in, whether it is muscle worship or BDSM.

I hope this works for you. Feel free to make comments on this posting. I value your feedback.

Peace…Almando

The Blackhulk

Myths about using Escort Services

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

If you’re an escort and reading this, does the following statement sound familiar to you:

‘Only old, ugly people who cannot get a date or partner pay for sex’.

Don’t you find that insulting, annoying and frustrating? On the other hand it does say a lot about the people who think this way!

In this blog I am going to mention a few reasons why people use escorts and some of the myths that surround using escort services. Feel free to comment. Intelligently I might add!

According to Maslow, human beings have different levels of need. At the bottom of this hierarchy of needs are the physiological needs which are necessary for survival. These include, shelter, food and sex. I have guys say to Me that it is a shame, or they are sorry that I have to sell sex for money. My response is that it is a job that fills a need, just like grocery stores sell food for money. Would you say to the grocer, ‘I am sorry you have to sell food for money’? No. The grocer has to make a living. So do escorts.

Here are some reasons why people use escorts:

  • They are too busy to have a relationship;
  • They enjoy the power that comes with paying for escort services;
  • They find emotional, as well as physical, release in using escort services;
  • They are looking for variety;
  • They are able to explore different things with an escort that they would not otherwise be able to do with their partners;
  • They are seeking to explore their sexuality, particularly if they had never had sex before.

There are three main myths about escorts and using them. Here they are:

  1. I am still young and don’t need to pay for sex. Only old people use escorts: Well, the average age of My clients is about 45; the youngest is 28, the oldest is 73. The first time I used an escort was when I first came out of the closet. I was about 32 years old. This myth is rooted in an inflated form of self-esteem driven by pseudomorality.
  2. Only ugly people who cannot get partners use escorts. I am handsome/beautiful and therefore do not need to pay for sex: Again you would be surprised at the high number of beautiful people who use My services. Of course, you just have to take My word for it since I am bound by escort-client confidentiality not to disclose information.
  3. This is also the thinking behind some approaches to escorts in order to get their services for free. I am sure my fellow colleagues could testify to this. Escorts, remember, this is your business. Unless you are actively using this as promotion for your business, if this is how you want to run it, then feel free to do so. However, clients must know that we are not all the same or operate in the same way! Besides, this is being totally disrespectful to our profession. By the way, do you know that, as a profession, we have representation? There are other organisations in other countries. If you know of any, feel free to list them in the comments section.
  4. Bodybuilders also use similar reasoning to opt out of paying for sex. Why should I pay another bodybuilder (for example) for sex? Not all bodybuilders have great sexual experiences. We all could learn a thing or two about having better sex or sexual experiences.
  5. All escorts are cold and dishonest and are only in it for the money. This is usually the result of having a bad experience where the escort may not have lived up to expectations. Of course, not all escorts are like this. You will find some escorts take great pains to make clients feel comfortable. You will also find that some escorts are pretty straightforward, with no hidden agendas, and are extremely easy to get along with. When clients come to see Me, I do not put on an act, even when I roleplay. What they see is the real Me. If there are certain things a client wants and I cannot do it, I will say so, because it is not about the money. It is about achieving mutual satisfaction and growth.

Of course, there are other myths, but these are the most prevalent ones. I guess as with any stereotype these are generalisations, and, of course, some truth is attached to a stereotype as there are those who will always reinforce the stereotype.

Was it Samantha (Sex in the City) who said, ‘I am a “try-sexual”, I will try anything once’.

If you have never used an escort before, give it a try. What have you got to lose?

Peace…Almando

The Blackhulk

Thank God it’s Friday!

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

I am taking time out, in addition to My work and study, to quickly update this blog.

The one thing I am very proud to report this today is that My boy Nagrom Morgan Monceaux from Baltimore has successfully completed an exhibition of his work Divas, relating to female African-American opera singers. He was interviewed by the New York Times and I am adding a link to the interview here.

I am studying for  Master’s in Interactive Media with Staffordshire University. The two modules I am studying this semester are: Accessibility and Usability and E-Learning. Feel free to access my other blog at www.musclecturer.com to view and contribute to My progress. I am very keen to make the site much more accessible, not least of all because there is a legal requirement for so doing. So any assistance or feedback, particularly from users who are disabled or impaired in some way and are navigating the main blackhulk site.

Well, back to my studies. Once I am finished, I can then look forward to the weekend. Can’t wait!

Peace…

Almando